Barking Turtle

noun: A loud popping fart that is accompanied by a "turtle" or turd poking its head out each time air escapes.

I hurried to the bathroom to release my barking turtle back into the pond.

by MRia October 24, 2013

Bark park

Verb used for going to the dog park.

Should we bark park after class today?

by NewBalance on my Feet January 9, 2016

Trouser Bark

1. Flatulence
2. The presence of excessive gas in the digestive tract

After eating a bean burrito supreme Tito let out a trouser bark

by Travis Bell October 24, 2003

Swag Bark

To repeatably yell swag at someone with either to much swag or no swag at all.

Depending on the situation this can be a compliment or a put down.

*Homeless Bum walking down street*
Tyreke "Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag"
Lamont "Ay homie that was a down ass swag bark"

*A Swagful person walking down the street*
Lamont "Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag, Swag"
*Swagful Person* "Thanks for the swag bark my nigga"

by Loc Spider G December 2, 2011

barking spider

Fart ... also known as "barking wall spider"

Dude, what was that noise?
Dunno ... could have been a barking wall spider

by big lund July 17, 2003

barking pumpkin

a loud expulsion of gas, loud vocal flatulence

Peg was mortified when a barking pumpkin leapt from her shorts after Mike bought her a chili dog.

by Bruce R April 28, 2008

Barking Crab

When one excretes feces and is straddled by another, excreting feces between ones legs.. all feet must be touching the ground.

"I had to wipe the shit off my balls, because my lady and i did the barking crab last night"

by Beefmasterconan August 16, 2011