The Balled Bald System

The balled bald system is a system in which balled is good and bald is bad.

You hear about The Balled Bald System yet? it is so balled

by Siddwell740 October 10, 2022

Fuck-balled

Acutely intoxicated through alcohol consumption. Specifically applied to the combination or drinking and dancing.

I was so fuck-balled last night I can't remember their name.

by Ima HughJ Hoare February 7, 2023

Flat-Balled-Talk

A humorous and tongue-in-cheek term used to describe discussions or conversations centered around the Flat Earth Theory. This lighthearted expression playfully suggests that such discussions lack the well-rounded and spherical nature of reality, highlighting the unconventional and debunked belief that the Earth is flat. Often used to inject humor into conversations about unconventional or pseudoscientific ideas, acknowledging the eccentricity of the topic.

Let's dive into some flat-balled-talk and explore the edges of absurdity!

by mi1es January 10, 2024

balls/ballself

Prounouns for people

who feel the need to sukmadic

My prounouns are balls/ballself

by SomeoneSomewhere69fr20 December 7, 2023

Buzz Balled

The state of being intoxicated and/or inebriated off Buzz Balls. A very distinct form of being of being inebriated that is specific of Buzz Balls.

Specific distinctions include: getting overly lit in a short amount of time, crashing quickly after the Buzz Ball wears off, and feeling immense dopamine rush.

Yo bruh, I’m so buzz balled right now!

by Buzzballed March 12, 2024

Green balled

When you are taking a fat rip of the bong and your girlfriend hits you in the balls in the middle of the rip

I was hitting my bong and my girlfriend green balled me

by ReesiePup March 18, 2026

Sadder Ballser Delivery

Sadder Ballser Delivery definition means delivering and rubbing your own dirty ballsack (a male) on your homies (also a male) face when they’re sad, depressed, or angry in hope it will cheer them up by doing so.

Most attempts fail and only make them angrier or sadder but it’s still worth the shot to make them happier.

Johnny saw his homie, Howard depressed so he decided to give him a Sadder Ballser Delivery.

by crybabyno.4 July 8, 2025