Backwards SpiderMonkey 

This sexual position is an intense move in which the man stands over the woman(usually a contortionist) with his "shlong" knee deep in her "muffin". But the girl is actually laying on her side while the man is rolled up like a ball and hip swivles to his right into the womans Va-j-j. After they are finished with this move the man then puts on his SpongeBob Pajamas and watches My Gym Partners a Monkey while the girl cleans the kitchen.

O.M.G Becky! Did Jake like totes give you the backwards spidermonkey last night?!?

Backwards SpiderMonkey by Dr. SplashBottoms July 17, 2011

Backwards Stander 

One who bends their legs backwards in a locked position when standing straight up. Their legs are not bent all the way, it is bent enough to see a slight curve in the leg. It is not known what causes this phenomenon, but looks very messed up.

When a person is standing straight up and locks their legs. With most people, they lock in a straight-up position. With backwards standers, the leg is bent backwards farther than any leg should go.

Backwards Stander by Chris Bingley December 10, 2007

backwards cutteroffer 

when your driving in traffic and want to switch lanes because the person in front of you is stopped, and the person behind you gets in the open lane before you cutting you off - but backwards!!!!

What the fuck is this guy taking so long to turn for. Hurry up! get in the open lane...Oh FUCK nevermind...this guy behind us is a backwards cutteroffer!!!

backwards cutteroffer by burtkeesley07 June 15, 2009

Backwards Pig Tail 

A sex position like the reverse cowgirl only the girl/guy on top twists her/his upper body so as to face the man/woman on the bottom.

"How was my mom last night?"
"Great! we did the Backwards Pig Tail!!!"

Backwards Pig Tail by cawkwatcher October 27, 2009

Backwards-Itis 

The desease that you catch when you get so baked that anything that is written out(letters,numbers,words) appear written backwards.

Keegs- Dude I was driving home on the highway last night after that mango kush. I could've swore I was going 06 miles per hour! I had a serious case of Backwards-Itis Brah!

Thurgood- Ah, you crazy man, you crazy!

Backwards-Itis by keegs21 April 20, 2010

Backwards Beekeeper 

A guy who frequently receives texts from his swarm of beezys.

Man, that Professor Shelton is such a backwards beekeeper!

Backwards Beekeeper by The Backwards Beekeeper September 25, 2010

Backwards Horse Kick

When the girl kicks the guy in the groin, cuz he has just Donkey Punched her. (Preferly wearing heels).

Once my boyfriend Donkey Punched me, I backwards horse kicked. backwards horse kick

Backwards Horse Kick by MotherPower December 10, 2013