mi bestie

Someone's best friend. Similar to BFF without all the "mean girls" connotations.

Ana is mi bestie 4 lyfe.

by lights_off_at_graceland December 20, 2006

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besties with testes

When two men hang out constantly and refuse to admit their longing to have the others genitals in their mouths. So basically, it's the manlier version of a "bromance."

Yes, I would love to do the dutch rudder with you! We're besties with testes!

by misterlovahlovahooogirl August 13, 2010

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bass bestie

it's when you're best friend is a pomegranate.

Zack: Bro my sis has a bass bestie
Ash: damn bro

by TJayDJ June 18, 2021

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Better than besties obvi. Always talking together. Always have your back. Always always make up. LOVE fighting each other. Tell each other EVERYTHING. Have a love-hate relationship. One bestie is very child-like and other is very mature. One bestie is WAY smarter than the other. Keep each other in check. Tend to hangout often. Do very idiotic things together. Want to make each other happy at all times. Acknowledge that everything they say is important. Can always come over without asking for permission. Support each other no matter what. Give each other gifts!! Take time to think of how thankful they are for the other!! Always flip each other off! But all in all bestiest besties are for lifers!!

wow.. that’s my bestiest bestie FOR REAL.

by Anonymous1070 July 24, 2022

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Bestie Wife

A woman you want as your wife someday but because of circumstances you can't be in a relationship so you are willing to settle for being besties until that day comes.

Jennifer is Tom's bestie wife, maybe someday he will upgrade her.

by ZeeRoja June 14, 2018

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