Aussie Smooth Hound

When someone with no teeth gives you a blowjob,

Named after the Australian Gummy Shark and reading too much Hentai

"Whew!~ My partner gave me an Aussie Smooth Hound last night."

by Dr.DoubleButt October 1, 2021

Aussie Don

Alexander Tito is the full time G.O.A.T he will steal your girl and her best friend

Bro why you being a “Aussie Don”? My bad I didn’t mean to steal your girl shiiii ain’t my fault

by iLiveInPakenamAndiRepWestside October 21, 2019

whingin Aussie

A terrible type of gin that’s marketed as being from a boutique Aussie distillery when in reality it is just some left wing vegan marketing ploy, similar to how Aussies love a craft beer that tastes like a bowl of muesli that a cats pissed on.

Pat Cummins would rather have a whingin Aussie than a beer with his mates.

by Retain the urn August 1, 2023

Aussie Dan

A person who enjoys making kangaroo balls into a coin purse, also known as a Kangaroo scrotum coin pouch.

Hey mate, I need to find an Aussie Dan to buy my sister a gift.

by Land down under mate April 22, 2022

Big Aussie Breaky

A guy jacks off on to a piece of toast in front of his girlfriend and she eats it for breakfast the next morning

I gave April the big Aussie breaky this morning

by La Rouge July 28, 2022

Aussie Hot Pocket

Is the act of shoving Kangaroo shit up your partners ass then proceed to tap that ass

We ate at out then snuck in to the zoo so we could pull off the Aussie Hot Pocket, best first date ever!

by Le Sex Furguson IV October 8, 2020

aussie cheese

The cheese that forms down under that sticks your nutsack and your gooch together during a hot day.

person 1: "dude i have to do the stanky leg every 15 minutes to seperate my nuts from my inner thighs."
person 2: "oh dude you have aussie cheese, that sucks."

by Coleliosis March 8, 2021