anus explosion

when your anus explodes from a furious bowel movement.

I thought it would be a soft crap, but little did i know, it was an anus explosion.

by MisterFister6969696969 July 29, 2016

Anusglander

One who glands the anus

Aaaaaaaaaaaaanusglander.
or
Anusglander!

by Dracon421 December 15, 2018

Anus Danish

During the act of anal sex the giver pulls out of the taker just before his sweet release. He then shoots his load all over the takers anus and proceeds to spackle the jism around the butthole making it look like a freshly glazed danish.

Due to my recent diagnosis of type 2 diabetes I now satisfy my sweet tooth my giving out anus danishes.

by D1RTY DAVE and PLACIDALLOY May 30, 2019

squirrel anus

Often happens after a case of hemorrhoids; Squirrel Anus is a condition under which your sphincter closes extremely tight, so much so that once you begin a bowel movement, your feces are small acorn shaped nuggets.

My wife yelled at me for being in the bathroom for forty minutes this morning. Little did she know that I had the squirrel anus.

by Rodger Simmons November 12, 2014

Fire Anus

When you eat too much Taco Bell with too much hot sauce

Hey bro I have fire anus

by Xx_mineShafter69_xX October 28, 2018

gayness anus

A male who is sexually aroused by the same gender and whats his anus to be penetrated, this means he is gay, so he has a gayness anus.

(some one does something really dumb and is annoying)

"ugh, why do you have such a gayness anus"

by sammyboy147 March 26, 2019

anusia

An awesome chick of Polish ethnic origins...super smart, funny, nice and great to hang out with. She is always ready to go out with her friends and eat.

Hey, what is Anusia up to?

by the personn who wrote this February 7, 2010