the biggest thing in the world i have ever seen. I didn’t even know it could be longer than 12 inches. Will satisfy any woman he meets
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Get the Allen Out mug.Married, plaid-wearing winner of American Idol 2009 who eats kangaroos and talks about sweating and peeing too much.
His win was a shock to most but his hometown Arkansas is known for backing their people MAJOR whatever it takes.
He has that face and boyband catch in his voice that shrill little girls love.
Became close friends with fellow Idols Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta.
His win was a shock to most but his hometown Arkansas is known for backing their people MAJOR whatever it takes.
He has that face and boyband catch in his voice that shrill little girls love.
Became close friends with fellow Idols Adam Lambert and Allison Iraheta.
Dude 1: "Kris Allen? Uh who...?"
Dude 2: "The gay guy from Idol."
Dude 1: "Oh. Don't watch Idol. He any good?"
Dude 2: "If you like average coffee house singers who cover the Script, yeah."
Girl 1: "Kris Allen? Who...?"
Girl 2: "Omg he's sooo cute!!!11111"
Dude 2: "The gay guy from Idol."
Dude 1: "Oh. Don't watch Idol. He any good?"
Dude 2: "If you like average coffee house singers who cover the Script, yeah."
Girl 1: "Kris Allen? Who...?"
Girl 2: "Omg he's sooo cute!!!11111"
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