accountabilabuddy

A person who keeps you in check. In other words a friend who keeps you from fucking up. Similar to a sponsor

Originally from an episode of South Park called "Cartman sucks"

Dude you were supposed to be my accountabilabuddy instead you got drunk, bought 15 hookers, married 4 of them, and then had sex with a horse. Why didn't you bring me?

by Iceberg1031 June 4, 2007

Bob From Accounting

The most average office worker douche bag. The type of guy whose mediocrity makes you cringe.

Bob From Accounting really put down a ton of JaegerBombs at the company party and started going on about how U2 is the most important band of our time.

by PMGen February 9, 2009

nighttime accountant

prostitute

"She's raking in the dough working as a nighttime accountant."

by 80cats January 26, 2009

Accountabilibuddy

A friend of accountability. Someone you trust who is close enough to tell you that you are doing something wrong, but does so with gentleness, love and respect.

Me: Hey, Accountabilibuddy! We should try this!
You: No, we shouldn't and here's why.
Me: Okay. I trust your judgment.
You: Lets do this instead.
Me: Sounds good. Thanks for keeping me on the right track.
You: Anytime.

by Thessalonica January 15, 2011

acoustic razor

a conventional razor, as opposed to an electric razor

Feck, my Norelco is busted - gotta use an acoustic razor.

by Slumdog January 18, 2009

Accountant

An incredibly clever person who earns too much money each year

After 5 or more years, the average annual salary for a chartered accountant in business rises to £90,200, with an average yearly bonus of £20,600.

by Envious Broke Teen December 5, 2017

accountability co-worker

A coworker who tallies up how much money you spend on lattes and lunch, then makes the assumption you must make 10k more than them. When in reality your disposable income is in direct correlation to how many dependents you have not or lack of lexus sized car payment.

Wow, you are drinking another latter... that's the fifth one this week. I am saving up for my kids braces. I wish I could have a latte everyday. "I guess you are my accountability co-worker... You are right I should stop drinking lattes, going out to lunch and taking birth control so I can live your dream lifestyle of fun infertility."

by floorfly November 15, 2010