a ass shit konkey wacker

one who frequently shits from the ass while wacking his konkey with several large sticks.

my new neighbor is a ass shit konkey wacker, he loves dropping a pipinghotloaf while smackin his konkey.

by hoey456 April 3, 2007

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B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

Bro I can't play right now I am about nut in your girlfriend!

James: Wanna play Fortnite soon, Steve?

Me: B.I.C.P.R.N.I.A.A.T.N.I.Y.G.

James: TF?

Me: You really don't know what that means?

James: Who TF would?

Me: Literally everyone that keeps up with memes.

James: Fine what does it mean them?

Me: Bro I can't play right now I am about to nut in your girlfriend.

James: Oh, that makes sense. Wait hold up, your about to what now!

Me: Crap, gotta go I am about to nut, ttyl!

by CocoaVirus June 3, 2020

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Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme

You lied on my name as I did you. I'm in love with the man that you repesented, not who you acted like!

Je voulais goûter vos larmes, se sentent, vos bras, et d'entendre votre journée evey voix de ma vie. Seulement pour découvrir que vous étiez un pur produit d'une entreprise fictive de votre propre âne.

To John doe: Vous avez menti ans sur mon nom, je vous fait. Je suis en amour avec l'homme que vous repesented pas qui vous a agi comme

by passiond'uneâmedemonamant November 15, 2009

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H.A.A.B

High As A Bitch

"heey"
"heyy"
"whats up?"
"nothin much, you?"
"H.A.A.B"
"oh woordd?"
"hellll yeah."

by wudup5 March 26, 2010

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B.M.A.A.F

B.M.A.A.F stands for Best Mate Always And Forever. A BMAAF is much more than a best friend , it's like in between friend and soul-mate. If you have a BMAAF you are known as luckiest person on Earth , because you have someone who is there for you , beside you , to guide you , and will possibly be your BMAAF forever. It's not like you both are married and definetley NOT in love , but it's almost as if you both have an understanding between you that no-one else would understand. It's usually girls who have BMAAF'S , but some guys do have BMAAF'S too. It also doesn't have to be girl and girl or boy and boy , some girls BMAAF'S are boys , but it's like a super-friend , not like they want to date them in that way. related links friends.

Luv ma B.M.A.A.F like a sister ,
this definition is for my BMAAF Caitlin!!! :) :P :D

Guy: why are you both even friends at all? you have got nothing in comin.

Girl:
You would'nt understand and it's BMAAF'S before boyfriends. Can't except her , can't have me.

Guy:
But love is more important than friends.

Girl:
Not more important than a B.M.A.A.F

by Tina B ( Turnip ) October 10, 2008

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