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Moist watermelon

Like soggy biscuit, except it is a watermelon with holes in it. The first person to finish eats the watermelon.
A - U wanna play Moist watermelon?
B - Im down
by Anon_ymus February 8, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

In Watermelon Sugar the deeds were done, and done again, as my life is done in Watermelon Sugar. -Richard Brautigan
"I'll tell you about it because I am here, and you are distant" -Richard Brautigan, In Watermelon Sugar
by Jacaranda March 6, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

Who fucking knows what this word means. It's been #1 on trending on UD for almost 3 years and apparently nobody has found the correct definition for it.
John: Dude what the fuck is Watermelon Sugar
Leroy: Idk man
by SilverShark April 13, 2021
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Watermelon Soup

That one kid that likes BBC and thinks that head with no teeth is better than head with teeth and they usually have huge ass cocks.
That one kid Watermelon Soup always is finger banging my mom
by Fortniteamongus April 24, 2021
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Watermelon Sugar

A pop song by Harry Styles played on the radio too many times.
Brad: “Have you heard Watermelon Sugar?”

Tony: “Yeah I heard it for the fourth fucking time within the span of an hour on the radio.”
by XXDX October 27, 2020
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watermelon farmer

a person that only has sex with women over 300lbs
Good God, did you see the size of that girl Pat was with last night...boy is he a watermelon farmer!
by william shatnered January 3, 2011
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drive-by watermelon

similar in principle to the drive-by screwdrivering, except that the screwdriver is replaced by a watermelon (or similarly bulky fruit)

the act of the drive-by watermelon is as follows:
-head to a local hangout frequented by chavs/general delinquents (McDonalds car park is usually a good location)
-pick out an individual deserving enough to receive the impending assault
-slow down the vehicle and wind down the window, then lob said watermelon squarely at the recipient's groin
-you may need to speed up and escape at this point to avoid retaliation, however the watermelonee will most likely be on the floor in pain, and his acquaintances will generally be too confused and too busy laughing at their unfortunate chum to raise a counter-attack.
-retire to a safe distance
the tracksuit-wearing yobs got what they deserved for a change when we rolled past and administered a drive-by watermelon attack
by D-Bizz November 16, 2006
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