Phil Swift

"When the 1,000 year war against Satan and his army of demons versus the Archangel Micheal and his legion of angels is over, a being of great power will be born to fix the broken earth."
Revelations 6 verse 9

"Thats a lotta damage! How about a little more?"
Phil Swift , 2015

by therealdonaldSUCC November 7, 2018

Phil's mum

;D~ a mum who holds the world record for having DNA tested every male , including horses, in the state of West Virginia.

DNA solutions gives Phil's mum 5% cash back and daily frequent spreader miles.

by PEWUWEP September 9, 2010

Phil Lester

An actual ray of sunshine. Angel bean 🔆

Phil lester is perfect

by danny howell 🌱❤️ May 9, 2018

Phingerblast Phil

Opportunistic fingerbanging in the bathroom of a shiny-shirt club, sometimes in exchange for peppy tonics or other panacea(s). Usually performed by the best, in rapid succession with as many recipients as bartime allows for.

She was feeling tired so she let him Phingerblast Phil her up after which she continued Tiestoing.

As he Phingerblast Phil'd her, his friend exclaimed "Look at the speed and power of those hands!"

by DB#88 October 5, 2009

phil shuman

The reporter for Channel 11 Fox News, Los Angeles. Responsible for exposing Anonymous as Internet hate machines, encouraging viewers to buy a dog, and corrupting the first lols into lulz.

Phil Shuman: They call themselves Anonymous; they are hackers on steroids!

by Fenris January 14, 2008

pulling a phil

when one abruptly leaves a place or situation due to various reasons such as awkwardness or other commitments

dude- you're pulling a phil right now- stay and finish the whole movie

by NY Knicks fan 1 November 3, 2010

Phil Brown

A name given to a combination-drink which requires the drinker to take a shot of tequila, and chase it with a shot of vodka. Named for its creator, who otherwise is of little importance.

"Bartender, I'll have a phil brown."

"Dude Jackie had like three phil browns, of course she'll blow you in the back of your car. She might puke though."

Alcohol tequilaka delicious drinks combo

by mr hawkeye October 21, 2010