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Napoleon

A very short man. About 4'0 feet tall even when reached adulthood. People named Napoleon are very ugly, especially Napoleons with glasses and does boring magic tricks.
by Champurado October 24, 2022
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Brains like Napoleon.

A phrase used by the three stooges to call someone brain dead with out calling them brain dead.
Moe: Boy, you got brains like Napoleon.

Larry: Napoleon's dead.

Moe: I know it.
by Kara-que April 1, 2023
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Lil napoleon

A rapper that will take over your city any oppurtunity he gets.
Lil Napoleon is coming get your tickets.
by The Original Agahnim August 20, 2021
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napoleon

(referencing the negative traits of Napoleon Bonaparte the historical character): an offensive term for a short, corpulent and arrogant person
my father was once a napoleon, although never at home, but no longer.
by Sexydimma February 23, 2015
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Napoleon Dynamite

A guy who’s really cool and awkward at the same time
Pedro- “Hey are you Napoleon Dynamite
Napoleon- “yeah, gosh”
by Fat lard called Tina December 27, 2018
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Simp for Napoleon

When you get too hyped up for a short dead man, later you become him
WOW are you a Simp for Napoleon?

Lexi: yes
by Skrekdaddywowza March 18, 2022
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Napoleon complex

The Napoleon complex, also known as short-man complex, small man syndrome and many other hilarious names, is a debilitating inferiority complex that axiomatically afflicts all manlets (males shorter than 5ft10). The deep insecurity that results from being the same height as a little girl, drives the petite and effeminate manlet to ever greater levels of compensation, delusion and puerile rage. If the afflicted manlet is a turbo-manlet or terminally insecure, then the already devastating Napoleon complex can advance to a Napoleon complex deluxe. Infamous Napoleon complex deluxe sufferers like tiny Tom Cruise and lying manlet boy Todd Howard have shown the world that, despite their stunted physical development, they aspire to the maximal height of insanity.
Look at that sissy manlet boy prancing around in high heels while insulting people over there, I hope he chokes on his Napoleon complex! That utterly insignificant runt of a manlet is clearly suffering from a Napoleon complex deluxe, if you ask me. Short people got no reason...
by ManletDepreciator July 19, 2024
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