Zelmima

When a normal “sorry” just doesn’t cut it, you drop a ZELMIMA — short for Zero Excuses, Let Me In My Apologies. It’s the ultimate code word for “I know I messed up and I’m owning it.” Used when you’re too embarrassed to say “I’m really sorry” outright.
EST 2025

A: “You forgot my birthday again 💀”
B: “ZELMIMA 😭

by joshua-carter October 10, 2025

Zelectolatic

A person who loves every type of music,across all genres and languages.

My friend's days music is totally zelectolatic

by Zelectophile November 12, 2025

Dusty Zeemer

To penetrate a woman with such force and vigor that her intrauterine device is dislodged and/or forced deeper.

I was giving her the old dusty zeemer the other day, when the bed frame fell apart.

by MortimerSanchez December 12, 2019

Charlie Zelenoff

Completely sane and normal professional boxing champion that dates super hot babes and is known for holding wins over Deontay Wilder, Derek the Giant, and Mayweathe Sr and many others and for his ever growing record that currently stands at 483-0-0 in legitimate pro boxing bouts.

Boxing fan: why do these mainstream losers think boxrec is legit? Charlie Zelenoff the goat proved what a fraud fakerec is
Boxing fan number 2: yea boxrec is a joke Charlie z the champ beat all of there boxers

by LegitimateBoxingHistorian November 21, 2022

《¤》Zelensky《¤》zelensky《¤》Zelensky《¤》

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😱: 《¤》Zelensky《¤》zelensky《¤》Zelensky《¤》

by InterpersonalCommunication February 20, 2025

výpečky se zelim

One of the best Czech songs. It was written by Fattypillow aka Tlustej Kárl.

Když řeknu výpečky, vy na to se zelim. Všichni výpečky se zelim!

by Uzuki NaHrášku November 5, 2023

Pulling a Zelensky

To lure an enemy in by pretending to be a meek wimp and then beat the shit out of them.
— Sun Tzu, The Art of War

The Ottomans were pulling a Zelensky during the Gallipoli campaign, killing 300k British and French invaders.

Captain America spends his entire life pulling a Zelensky.

by scarlettfor January 7, 2025