Zackattack199

has a micropp and simps for girls whose names starts with “K”

You know that simp “Zackattack199”

Yeah he has a micropp lol

by Caleblikespasta March 1, 2023

zacking off

Rage quitting a video game to go masturbate.

Fuck off, I'm going zacking off. You guys are bitches

by edp445cupcake August 22, 2023

The Zacklees

After a long night of drinking, when you wake up with that taste in your mouth, which tastes "zacklee like your asshole."

Don: So Paul, you have a good time getting trashed last night?
Paul: Ya Don, but do I ever have the zacklees right now!
Don: No worries buddy, me too.

by Mizou October 14, 2005

Puerto Zacko

The most elite underground vampire bar in the whole entirety of Portland. It is funded by Vietnamese and South Korean opium farmers and regulated by the columbians. While keeping up a daily facade of a Starbucks, it is transformed into a shisha bar at night and provides a good avenue for vampiric orgies of blood after closing.

ImaInglet: Die rapture. Dies vulture flesh. Dies sweet entrails of sinnew. And the wine of cyanotic fetuses.
Shlepov: What is wrong with you!?!?!
ImaInglet: I am the way I am because of Puerto Zacko.

by SaamSaam December 7, 2011

The Zackaning

Given to a person when they constantly miss plans avoid saying no by giving vague answers and all around being a jerk when it comes to making or keeping plans.

Dude Jim said he would be on in 10 mins
Looks like the zackaning is happening

Wheres jim?
Idk looks like hes pulling a zack

by ___Ikaros___ April 23, 2020

Zaid Zackie

Zaid Zackie is the best dude ever. He is just so caring, handsome and religious. He cares about everyone he love. But be CAREFUL and don't annoy him. Cause he has a high temper sometimes. And please DO NOT IMITATE him or u will see the side of him except for the people he loves.

Person 1 : If I stay with a Zaid Zackie I am going to be safe any human being.

Person 2 : soooo true, PERIOD!!

by Xxx10tou1000iambest100% April 16, 2023

Zack

Zack is the most amazing person on this planet. He's perfect; he's mine. He makes me smile and laugh and he's the sweetest guy you could ever meet. He makes me happy when I'm sad; he makes me feel perfect. He's the love of my life and I love him to death. I'll always love you, baby.

Back off, Zack is mine. <3

by chelslovesyou December 1, 2009