yorkshire

a place where old cunts like to talk about mining and cricket. a place not dissimilar to hell itself. yorkshire sucks monkey chum.

man, i just ate my own poo and the taste reminded me of how bad yorkshire is

pakistan, you think pakistan is bad? try going to yorkshire!

by i h8 yorkshire 4 lyf January 12, 2009

Yorkshire dipper

Is an urban myth/mystical rapist who resides in the Doncaster (Donny) area of County Yorkshire. The Dipper (dippa) is known to stalk young women on their walks' home from a night on the town, stalking them from nearby bushes or woodlands, the dipper strikes down said women and performs many acts (mainly sexual) before dunking their used disgraced bodies in the local cannal/river.

"Did Sarah make it home last night?" "No!" "She was struck down by the Yorkshire Dipper!!"

by Anon412538 February 27, 2017

yoosh

Conversation filler when it gets awkward or a word used to describe one's shock e.g. person 1: I ate an ant last night
person 2: yoosh!

Isn't the weather lovely today......yoosh!

person 1: I ate an ant last night
person 2: yoosh!

by emma* April 27, 2006

New Yorksitute

Girls who are all about New York Street in Scranton PA. They hang out with the hot boys that live there, they drink and party there, and are basically there 24/7. If you are considered one it should be taken as a compliment. These girls mostly hang out with lax bros. Not to be associated with laxsitutes.

BOY: Hey look its the New Yorksiute

GIRL: What, why would you name me that?

BOY: And there is the other New Yorksitute coming out the door!

GIRL 2: WHAT! were not sluts!

BOY: New Yorksitutes are not sluts! They just hang out on New York street all the time. Being a New Yorksitute is a compliment! Your lucky to have that name.

GIRLS: Ok YAY!!

by olianna October 22, 2010

Yorkshire Man

"A male person from the county of Yorkshire who is generally, scruffy in appearance and appears to be mentally challenged!"

" Your a yorkshire man!"

by Mike Hughes October 30, 2004

yorkshire

a boring boring place with nothing but sheep, fields and inbreds. scared of change the whole area is living in the 80's. The only form of dialect is "ee" "come by" "tractor" and "aye" which is used for everything. the main local dish is a YORKSHIRE pudding which is a cheap form of a dumpling as 3/4 is missing.

oh my god i must be living in the most boring place on earth how do i get out of YORKSHIRE

by old greg June 30, 2006

yookou

has no meaning, only used when you wanna catch dumb people's attention. it's a new version of "yoohooo" or "are you there"

(3:21:15 PM) ESCO: YOOKOU!!!
(3:23:33 PM) KATT--: what the hell is a "yookou"?
(3:25:31 PM) ESCO: i just used it to get your attention.
(3:28:37 PM) KATT--: lmaoooooooooooooo

by ESCOBEN and KATT-- October 16, 2008