yoink

When you are are a big strong human picking up dangerous creatures with your bare hands while wandering around some place with dangerous creatures, you say "yoink" while doing so to reduce resistance, and assert your dominance as the top of the food pyramid.

Ooohhh what do we have here? *yoink*, this is a beautiful native salt marsh snake! Still looking for that 20-foot burmese python though.

by Zyansheep March 21, 2025

yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

When you get absolutely destroyed in gaming

Every time I play first person shooters, I get yoinked to abu dhabi and back in time for yoga

by TheFatHairyGuy June 6, 2023

Yoinking the Hog

A term that refers to "jacking off" or masturbating. Yoinking refers to the actual action, while the hog refers to the penis and is a common way to refer to such.

Terry: So, what'd you do all weekend.
Peter: Ah, I was yoinking the hog.

by Idon'tknowanymore December 23, 2022

Yoink

To do something someone was try to before them.

Alex yoinked John apple before John ate it

by Ziggles July 1, 2020

YOINK

The wholesome word used to show stealing/taking from your mates.extended borrowing ;)

I just YOINKED some diamonds off my friend.

by Karna's BLADE March 22, 2021

Yoinked

High as fuck

Dude last night i was so yoinked

by OGsavshea December 20, 2017

International law of yoink

As defined by international law when one yellith "Yoink" one now owns the object

obviously I used the international law of Yoink

by Gravrok February 23, 2021