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Xbox Customer Service

Horrible customer service, really. They will not take "NO" for an answer. For example, you try to remove your credit card info from your account, instead, the guy keeps trying to persuade you into buying more shit until you hang up or give in. Fucking assholes.
Me: "See, I can't have my account automatically renew itself because I don't have the dough. And I don't have internet anymore."

Xbox Customer Service: Yeah... well, I completely understand. I mean times are hard and the economy is bad, but see, you get 3 months for 14.99 and 400 Microsoft points free to use at your leisure."

*senario repeats*
by Wasabimoto November 29, 2010
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Xbox Live Warrior

The term is usually used in the popular shooter game "Halo 3 ." "Xbox Live Warriors" are people who don't die when they're no-shields. Xbox Live warriors are usually people with amazing connections and their bullets always registers in every game. Although other people shoot them, their bullets never registers and the "warriors" end up killing them.
Person1: Wow dude that guy is one-shot my X!
Person2: What! I put 5 shots onto him and he just won't die!

People such as Tensor and Snip3down are Xbox Live Warriors.
by Etsah August 21, 2009
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xbox live

Idiots glitching their game to lag everyone and racist homophobic narcissistic punks who can't say two words without calling your mother's sexuality into question.

--Borrowed from Jason_B on Call of Duty 4 beta forum.
XBOX LIVE:

Person with "sample" gamertag: xxSN1P3Rxx

-Is 12 years old
-Really good at Halo 2
-Likes: glitching, your mom
-Dislikes: anyone beyond puberty, anyone who kill steals

xxSN1P3Rxx: OMG you n00b, u R teh GAYZoRZ!!!1 YuO took my kill you faggot!

Normal Person: Shut up, homo.

xxSN1P3Rxx: TahT'S wut ur MOM said!!!11!1shift!

Normal Person: Talk to me when your balls drop.
by F. Barbie September 21, 2007
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xbox live

Great online service, with practically 99% uptime.
Too bad Halo 2 is the only game played on XBL at the time. Also flooded with queerbags who talk smack who are protected behind their TV screen, and who don't have the balls to speak such insults face to face.
xbox live

8 Year Old Boy who Gets his Ass Beat Everyday at School: "You fukn nucka, you suck! I'm going to kill you!"

Me:*hits mute button
by STTDWG February 24, 2007
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Xbox Green

The color green that is on Xboxes and their games. It is a neon sort of green; with a tint of yellow.
Xbox Green is not a pretty color, in my opinion.
by JacktheShipper January 2, 2007
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xbox withdrawl

the state of mind when you stop playingthe xbox, and your body goes crazy because it isnt used to the real world yet.
"our powers been out for a week, my brother is going through Xbox Withdrawl"
by Nat-I mean.. Depresha March 19, 2010
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Xbox Elbow

The condition that arises from playing on Call of Duty for too long, leaning on one elbow.
I played Call of Duty all night last night and got myself a case of Xbox Elbow
by Snips84 July 25, 2011
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