write a book about it

a phrase used to emphasize that nobody cares. usually said to narcissistic people to deflate their monstrous egos

Brad: What's up Rob you tryna grab some grub?
Robert: Sure man I just got back from my adult softball league just gotta shower real quick
Brad: Damn Rob I batted cleanup back in high-school

Robert: here you go again, Bradley. for the love of god go write a book about it

by nandall October 16, 2019

write my name on your thigh

Something 11 year old boys say on wizz, yolo, and other dating apps to try and look cool. (unsuccessfully) They think by doing it, they think they become dominant of the woman (?)

"Write my name on your thigh"
"No ur twelve go play fortnite or something"

by bro you suck weewee June 17, 2021

Ghost Writer

someone who is paid to write a book, article, story, report or other text for another person, who then says it is their own work

you may be reading a book that was written by a ghost writer without realizing it

by Cutting_Edge August 31, 2010

Writer's Block

When your imaginary friends wont talk to you :(

Writer's Block sucks :\

by wally the fucking walrus February 7, 2013

Writtang

To be writen up by the police

the police writtang me up last night.

by kushbag March 31, 2008

Writtier

A way of describing how a writer sounds when writing about what is happening in a literary work. Such as when describing juxtaposition, content, wording, or imagery, or other jargon.

I would write something writtier here, but I will get get nightmares from juxtaposing Angela in a swimsuit to the man with the happy trail and beer gut.

by Alanimal February 22, 2010

Writer's balk

Similar to writer's block, a writer is mentally incapacitated from writing. However, the incapacitation stems from lack of willpower or lack of interest/enthusiasm in the actual project, rather than a lack of imagination or creativity. Is often paired with, though not necessarily a part of, procrastination. Can be used as a verb (i.e., writer's balking, writer's balked).

1: Hey, did you start that essay that 3 assigned you?
2: No. Writer's balk. It's a shitty subject to talk about. I don't like writing about it.

3: What's keeping 5 from finishing the review?
4: She writer's balked because the movie is that awful.
3: Do I have to finish it?
4: Yeah.

by They call me Ze September 18, 2010