saran wrap

the original (1950s,early 1960's ?)clear foodwrap that teens used when they were too scared to go buy condoms

I'm a saran wrap baby.

by Jake March 6, 2004

bubble wrap party

the extra safe way to boogie

sarah : mr miller just invited me to his bubble wrap party wana come with?
chris : do you even have to ask?! I'm there!
sarah : I might wear my mad hatter costume.
chris : that would be a strange sight
sarah : well i think i will. the bubbles will keep me safe

by miss mad hatter May 6, 2008

Mullet wrapper

Any number of mostly Southern coastal newspapers containing mostly inane editorial information.

They are so poorly written that localers use them primarily to wrap fish like mullets.

What does the local mullet wrapper have to say about the road construction on Main St?

by Bigfish2050500 August 14, 2009

bubble wrap

fun little circles of plastic that when you pop, is a great stress relever

pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! pop! bubble wrap is sooo cool!

by foot ball manager ha October 19, 2006

bag wrap

stretching your balls to a comfortable length and bringing the skin over your penis and dropping the packing in someones mouth.

jonny bag wrapped steve last night.

bag wraps are both pleasing and fun to watch.

by johnathon earl heinkmeister III June 11, 2006

Barbie-wrapped

"Barbie wrapped" describes any item that is so thoroughly sealed, tied, welded, twistied, taped, glued, and sewn into its plastic packaging that a normal human being can't get it out without several hours, numerous sharp implements, two power tools, and a box of Band-Aids.

I tried to put together that RaptorGizmoTron after my kid went to sleep, but it was so Barbie-wrapped that I ended up in the ER getting stitches instead.

by Duxall Inarow December 18, 2010

Magic Wrap

Masturbating after a massive night out in order to escape temporarily from the ill feeling.

"FUCK ME, I'm in so much pain, even a magic wrap could not save me."

by CCity November 25, 2011