wooly sock

the penis, after prolonged sex with an out of control bush.. we're talking jungle rainforest bush here. penis will be limp and furry, resembling a wooly sock.

Guy: Aw man, this is so gnarly! I gotta wash off my wooly sock!
Girl: ... what's a wooly sock?
Guy: ... please buy a razor

by wankmywoolysock1 March 30, 2009

wooley bear

aged male homosexual with a lot of body hair.

He took off he shirt and was still sporting a sweater, he's a wooley bear.

by fruitcup columbus June 7, 2010

woolly gimp

Social misfit incapable of meaningful interaction with other members of the same species. Mostly males with no physical skills, limited intellectual ability and lacking any tact or empathy.

Wesley lived in his mothers spare bedroom and had aluminum foil blocking the windows. He graduated from a small junior college but never had friends, a job and had not spoken to a female since grade school. Living off Mom's SS disability check, he hasn't bathed or shaved in months, his diet consists only of junk food and high sugar and caffeine drinks and being hairy and obese resembled a mammoth. Like a vampire he was pasty white and avoided contact with the sun. He was a classic Woolly Gimp.

by bullet88 June 11, 2009

woolabooga

a woolabooga is a large man who is a little less than intelligent , has facial hair of some sort and is large. basically someone who looks like chewbaka.

colby: look at that woolabooga
zach: oh thats delbert he's a friendly woolabooga

don't wake the woolabooga

a woolabooga in its natural habitat.

by dinlos gararge October 13, 2011

woolyjuggs

An extremely bad online player; a homosexual male.

Don't be such a fucking Woolyjuggs.

by l33t h4x0r February 23, 2003

woolyhead

A subset of goth in the UK, deriving from Italians who turned up in the early 1990s. distinguishing featuer is the use of thick, multi-coloured hair extensions. Some males shave all but a tiny patch and then "sprout" extensions from it. Note that black, red or white wooly extensions alone do not a woolyhead make, the wearer remains a goth.

"If one more of your red extensions fades to pink people will start calling you a woolyhead".

by sethur November 5, 2005

wooleyed

When a person loses at something .gets his ass kicked

he got his ass kicked .
he got wooleyed.

by whitestoner00 June 27, 2008