woozer

a disrespectful muh-fucka thats disrespekkin it and need to be dropped quik, preferably is ya bone his mama

yo man yous a woozer!

by Matt February 16, 2004

woozer

Common among the socially awkward. Used to describe that REALLY annoying person that frequently tries to brag about having "friends" that have meaningless accomplishments in the hopes of jumping into group conversations. These "friends," more often than not, are people no one in the group can relate to, and are rarely related to the subject. Their interruptions often result in NOGAF silence.

Person 1: Hahaha! Dude, you look like Napoleon Dynamite when you try to shuffle!

Person 2: Yeah! You have the 'fro and everything xD

Person 3: Ha! PLEEAASE! Neither of you have seen me do the Spongebob huh?

Person 1:*quietly* Phuck! woozer at 3 o'clock!

Woozer: I have a friend that knows how to draw Sponge Bob from memory!!

Persons 1, 2, and 3: (╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻

by lalo3 October 26, 2012

woofter

one who does it with dogs, hense the woof

Here comes john walkin` his dog, What a woofter!

by Patrick December 22, 2004

wooder

1) The dude with no teeth, plaid shirt, and a '78 pickup that rich New Yorkers have the misfortune of occasionally encountering en route to their posh ski home in Vermont.

2) A native Vermonter

"Mummy, I don't think those wooders should be allowed near the ski mountain"

by Danny SS September 1, 2005

Wooly woofter

To be afraid or scared to do something

It can also be sung,e.g., wooly woofter, wooly wooly woofter

Tom stop being a woolly woofter

by Huseyin March 3, 2004

Woopers

Awesome, Ace, That's Great!

I got a new car, woopers!

by Rave Warren October 18, 2008

Woomera

A woomera is an abo spear throwing device to catch large prey and humans at long distances. They also use "woomera" as a part of mesurement of how long they're male genital area is.

"i am using my woomera to slay this beast"
"My woomera is bigger than yours"

by Dingdong66666666 May 28, 2009