wizard shit

the inexplainable stuff that happens randomly

wow that was some wizard shit
wtf thats some wizard shit
thats some wizard shit goin on over there

by bung the booce October 21, 2014

Wizard's Brew

A blue tea made from fresh psilocybin mushrooms. (The ones that make you trip)The blueing reaction occours when most psilocybin shrooms are bruised, notable at the base of the stem. A bit bitter,so a strong herbal tea or some Kool-Aid is commonly used on it.

That stuff you got at camp that they called bug juice isn't Wizard's Brew. We promise.

by Austin Baker October 29, 2006

Random Wizard

fat loser who makes shitty videos

did u see Random Wizard’s video today? it was dog shit!

by stagegoat69 November 6, 2019

Tinball Wizard

Man who has had a testicle replaced by a prosthesis

Did you hear about Ross? He lost a bollock and he's a tinball wizard now!

by Hkquin August 20, 2013

Wizards Sunday

The name given to a Saturday that feels like a Sunday

"Dude, what day is it?"

"It's Saturday, Man"

"Oh, I guess it's a Wizards Sunday"

by blueturtlejelly November 16, 2020

semen wizards

Either someone who has permanent post-nut clarity or who never masturbates/has sex.

Defined in a song of the same name by the Skitz Npcs.

"That dude is really smart, he must be one of the semen wizards."
"I've been apart of the semen wizards for a few weeks, it's hard to keep up but my life has changed forever."

by BigGeezdaddy September 27, 2019

Angry wizard

When a man is hitting it doggy style and he’s about to nut, he pulls out just before and dribbles spit onto the girls lower back to imitate cum. When she turns around to clean him up he angrily ejaculates in her face yelling “Shazaaam!” While using his dick as if it was a wand.

She thought I was finished but instead I gave her an angry wizard to the fore head

by Eskeeetit February 15, 2018