Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS)

A condition characterized by a lack of interest or reluctance to participate in group activities or interact with friends when Armando, a key member of the group, is absent.

Friend: "Hey, let's play Overwatch!"
Victim: (No response, disinterested)
Friend: "Looks like it's Armando Withdrawal Syndrome (AWS) striking again."

by blitzmid123 February 16, 2023

Candy Withdrawal

Missing spending time with Candy after hanging out.

I hung out with Candy, and now I'm having a Candy withdrawal. I love spending time with Candy.

by keriberi October 17, 2023

Afghan Withdrawal

When you pull out so fast you nut in your own face.

Joe had a an Afghan Withdrawal this weekend with Jill. It was fucking awful.

by JoesBiThen September 5, 2021

Maria Withdrawal

A condition caused by prolonged absence from a woman named Maria. Typical symptoms include loss of appetite, loss of motivation, mood swings, insomnia, and frequent texting to Maria. Symptoms appear within 2-3 days of separation and worsen as the lack of Maria persists.

Symptoms are more severe when the Maria you know is smart, beautiful, athletic, and you share an emotional connection.

Typically a lifelong condition. The only treatment is to spend time with Maria again.

My world feels incomplete. I’m demotivated. I can’t even focus on simple tasks. I think I’m beginning to develop Maria Withdrawal, because I have not seen her in over a week.

by LivingWithReality August 21, 2022

highway withdraw

Term used for truckers who been off the road for a period of time and keep getting the urge to get back behind the wheel

Doug " Do you miss the road Terry?"
Terry " Everyday I go through highway withdraw "
Doug " God thats rough"

by Outlaw trucker May 15, 2016

ELI WITHDRAWAL

when someone starts seeing Eli everywhere, and can't stop thinking about him

hey buddy Im having Eli withdrawal, i keep seeing him everywhere

by Ohio Wiggle Master February 6, 2025

The Rosy Withdrawals

A girl who gives you withdrawals, and they really, really suck!. they're totally real though, it's not her fault, she warned you.

You instantly feel better as soon as you seen her.

"Damn, bro, you were right, the Rosy Withdrawals are real. I miss her so much it hurts!!"

by Rosebuudd007 November 21, 2025