black regret

When a white or Asian girl takes home a black man when drunk and then suddenly regrets it when he takes his pants off.
That girl is gonna feel black regret in a couple of hours.
by Hello Yeah Yeah January 07, 2018
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Pothead Regrets

Committing actions while you are high off marijuana that you later regret.
High Person A: Dude, I wish we had some munchies- wait- where did you get that bowl of top ramen??

High Person B: I stole it from that orphanage donation box over there.

*Next Day*

Person B: Wow, I can't believe I stole food from an orphanage donation box.

Person A: Pothead regrets man.
by Iemea16 September 09, 2013
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cheese regret

when u crave a block of cheese so much and you eat some and then feel immense regret afterwards. even though you know you’ll regret the cheese, you will eat it again.
i just experienced cheese regret”
by dandelion99 April 24, 2023
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Instant Regret

Inviting Big E to your bachelor party and realizing he is going to bring up memories of it for the next 48 years
Hey Sarah I heard you hooked up with some random kid at a party last night?

Yeah, talk about instant regret
by BigEElittlePP March 13, 2022
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Hotel Regret and Pain

An awful Mario Maker level that will make any streamer cry and destroy the ears of the audience. No streamer will ever beat this. Why Supcon did you create this?
Streamer: Okay so the next level is from Just for Lawls and Trolls....

Streamer: Okay it's called Hotel Regret and Pain.

Streamer: OH GOD THIS LEVEL IS HORRIBLE GET ME OUT OF HERE
by Eiymab Hitch May 29, 2020
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Post-panda regret

The immediate feeling of misery and regret after eating Panda Express. Primarily occurs after consuming a “Plate” or “Bigger Plate” with Orange Chicken or Beijing Beef as an entree. Abbreviated as PPR.
Guy 1: Let’s go out for some drinks!

Guy 2: Nah man, I have Post-Panda Regret. I can’t move.
by Cotriangulation June 05, 2025
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Regretment

When you resent and regret meeting a coworker.
I have a regretment about showing him how to do his job.
by TOPHAND March 01, 2024
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