Withered

Messed up, hauled, generally in a mental or physical state of being outside of what would be considered healthy, sober, or sane.

Man, I was so withered last night!

by Stiffyyy April 8, 2008

Witches Finger

When an older woman (cougar and above) inserts her old, knobby, crooked finger into your butthole. During a BJ is optional

Man this cougar was giving me a blowjob and gave me the witches finger. Not sure how I feel about it.

by GoongaGaLunga July 3, 2018

Withersome

(of a person) weak or disorganized; lacking strength

a withersome and ill-mannered steward

by VS123 December 30, 2020

Witches tits

A cornish saying for a woman with flaccid saggy breasts, normally an older woman, but can be a younger woman who has let herself go and decided that a bra is not for her, normally slightly crazier younger woman with no luck with men and decided just to give up and just drink wine, and moan a lot about how shit her life is. Usually seen hanging around with an older woman normally wearing an Adidas jacket

Tess isn’t that old but I’ve noticed she has got Witches tits, clearly she has given up on finding a man

by SainsburyTom June 6, 2021

Witchetty grub

The act of allowing you leave erect penis to go flaccid while inside a girl you’re partaking in intercourse with, then shaking it around inside her like a witchetty grub crawling underground

The other night I was shagging a girl and decided to give her a witchetty grub

by UnkySnit10 June 29, 2021

wall watcher

someone who read everyone's facebook walls but never comments.

A: I saw your post about the game yesterday but I didn't comment.

B: Oh so you were just being a wall watcher!?

by Ry-G. November 1, 2010

withered

When a women who was previously attractive has become significantly less attractive (opposite of a sprout)

"Holy shit man I haven't seen *name* in so long, I can't believe how much she withered"

by FIGJAM COSTI December 23, 2012