wisconsin sober

sober / abstaining from all substances except for alcohol

1: hey man, do you wanna hit this blunt?
2: oh actually i’m wisconsin sober

1: oh cool dude, i’ll grab you a brewski!

by mistersalamander July 30, 2023

wisconsin handshake

The act of two men greeting each other by touching penises. The salutation does not require touching tips, but rather any contact of penises.

I hadn’t seen my brother in law in two months, and we were so excited we went to garage, got 2 Busch lights, and did a Wisconsin handshake before catching up on what’s new.

by Totallynottom August 6, 2022

Wisconsin Roundabout

A Utah standoff, but with blowjobs.

The act of 2 guys putting eachothers dicks in their mouth and sucking until they nut

Hey John, wanna go to the office for a Wisconsin roundabout?

by 2F2Furious November 8, 2022

Wisconsin Macaroni

The sexual act of eating Mac and Cheese off of someone's back. A form of food fetishism. Popularized mainly in Wisconsin but also known in Iowa, and some parts of Missouri.

"This girl I was seeing was weird as hell, she wanted me to eat mac and cheese off her back"
"Oh yeah, that's Wisconsin Macaroni. Gotta take those bro."

by Jimothee Carpenter January 15, 2023

Wisconsin Willyjob

when 2 lesbians are making out and you stick your dick in between their mouths shaking your cock back and forth

Hey ladies wanna go back to my house and give me a wisconsin willyjob

by jk123456 May 9, 2009

Wisconsin Bod

Wisconsin Bod is a hairless barrel-shaped body seen in a variety of Wisconsin waters. This body shall many times comes with a full head of hair unbeknownst to geographical specialists worldwide. Beyond that, it will also be accompanied by gas station-bought non-polarized lenses and one of three different canned beers. Stomach to chest ratio is typically 3:1 and is very representative of your average Midwestern sledding hill

"Hey, look at that guy over there with the snicker titties. Total Wisconsin Bod!"

by Big Headed Midget June 28, 2016

Wisconsin Shot

When you take a shot of any cheap whiskey and chase it with cheese wiz (cheese out of a can)

Deanna took a Wisconsin Shot after the Green Bay Packers scored a touchdown.

We got so fucked up last night off of Wisconsin Shots, I shat cheese this morning.

by "Whiskey" Richard Frankfurter November 14, 2011