wired earbuds

The most annoying thing ever

John was frustrated because his wired earbuds keep getting tangled

by Aaaaron S December 30, 2021

Dick Wires

The dangly joes that keep your testicles attached to your body.

Fuck! I can't stand up straight, I tangled my dick wires!

by cock dickley February 3, 2008

Get wired

To have a party or to get drunk. Normally only sierras do this.

Let's go get wired this weekend!

by Qwertyuahdg September 24, 2016

hell on a wire

A TOW missile, like the ones being sent to Ukraine. It is a wire-guided(hence “on a wire”) missile that cannot be jammed.

Did you hear that Ukraine just got some TOW missiles to help against the Russian invasion?
Goddamn, the Russians will be served hell on a wire tonight

by That motherfucker right there November 12, 2022

cross wired

Cross wired: The act of getting high and drunk at the same time

Bruh we pounded back 2 26ers of smirnoff ice then we smoked 4 bowls, we were cross wired as fuck!

by Follow my ig yung_dope_boy May 13, 2018

Wire Hanger

When you fuck a pregnant woman and your dick pulls her baby out prematurely.

"Wasn't Jennifer pregnant?"

"No, her boyfriend fucked her like a wire hanger."

by Big Dick Donatello February 27, 2018

barb wire

wire fencing in the hood

Climbin' over barb wire clothes got torn

by blitz jean January 2, 2004