William

He’s got a P H A T ass. Will take your grandma no doubt. Grandma lover, you be careful with this guy.

“Dude be careful when your grandma comes and visits, i know you’re a total william, keep it in your pants

by pancakecheeks101 October 24, 2019

William

A guy who would die and no one would ever notice *the guy over there... no to the left... your other left... yea him*

Who is William

by Ap0110 May 16, 2018

William

Anyone named Will or William is definitely autistic. They stand out as much as humanly possible using their autistic abilities. They are always the wing man in every situation, and even protect people they hate. Advice is one of the main reason these degenerates live. They are amazing at giving advice to anyone, even if they despise them. After a long day at school, they either go home and cry, or go eat at McDonald's or some shit. They are always outgoing to find attention and they will do anything for a glance.

Shevy: my grandfather passed last night.
William: Shut the fuck up, whore *beats chest with open hand violently*

by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 16, 2019

William

Williams are usually really funny people with great, stupid jokes. Never take a william serious. He will call you gay and lesbian because he feels like it. Most Williams get easily flustered by the girl they like and are really shy and awkward around her.

(Random dude) Hey, that William will never get his lady.

by ImmaEDMFREAK March 11, 2015

William

God himself. A William reincarnates as many people in a single place sometimes. If every William was brought together in one place, then god would return as a being known as the William.

William: Bow down to me
Christians: Yes my god

by The_OG_William March 31, 2021

William

William is the best person you can ever meet. He is kind, smart, amazing, athletic, talented, funny, and reallyyyyyyy cute. He can make anyone laugh even if they are mad, and he knows how to put a smile on your face. He is the best and if you meet a william KEEP HIM FOREVER. You’ll regret it if you don’t.

OMLLL william is the besttttt!

by yeehaw:) November 11, 2019

William

To fail to respond.
To be contacted frequently and appear ignorant through lack of engagement.

I’ve text him so many times but heard nothing. He’s doing a William.

by BestSon November 11, 2018