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William

He’s got a P H A T ass. Will take your grandma no doubt. Grandma lover, you be careful with this guy.
“Dude be careful when your grandma comes and visits, i know you’re a total william, keep it in your pants
by pancakecheeks101 October 24, 2019
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William

Williams are Quirky but in a good way. They also tend to be more funny.
Sally : “William is such a class clown”.
by TheYasminyouknow February 12, 2020
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William

Anyone named Will or William is definitely autistic. They stand out as much as humanly possible using their autistic abilities. They are always the wing man in every situation, and even protect people they hate. Advice is one of the main reason these degenerates live. They are amazing at giving advice to anyone, even if they despise them. After a long day at school, they either go home and cry, or go eat at McDonald's or some shit. They are always outgoing to find attention and they will do anything for a glance.
Shevy: my grandfather passed last night.
William: Shut the fuck up, whore *beats chest with open hand violently*
by Claustrophobic Teletubby October 16, 2019
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William

Williams are usually really funny people with great, stupid jokes. Never take a william serious. He will call you gay and lesbian because he feels like it. Most Williams get easily flustered by the girl they like and are really shy and awkward around her.
(Random dude) Hey, that William will never get his lady.
by ImmaEDMFREAK March 11, 2015
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William

He's the guy you lose sleep over, a guy that you feel doesn't like you in the way you want him to but he feels the same, he's just as scared and gets just as nervous when he sees your name, your face, or hears your voice. He's a guy who will sit and listen to everything you have to say, the good, bad, and scary, he will sit and listen to each word of it and try his best to understand. He can be a little moody at times and get angry when he loses his games, he can be violet and he can be mean but will always apologize afterwards. He has his flaws and he overthinks a lot, he has been though every type of pain but he has kept pushing, he notices the small details about not only you but about himself even tho he is perfect. He's your best friend until he becomes more, he will make you fall for him with his sweet smile, cute laugh and enchanting words, he knows how to be cute but William is also a bit naughty, he will have dirty little convosations with you and he knows how to give a girl butterflies. He worries about people more than anyone will and he will reassure you that you're beautiful and that you're his world. William is the type of person to show you off to his friend, brag about you and make them all jealous, he is the type to hold your hand around his mates and kiss you in front of girls. William is irreplaceable. William is perfect. He is your best friend until he becomes home. With his words and smile he can turn anyone day into one of their brightest.
William: I'm going to take you to the moon my wonderful wife
by Sandy Lilys October 11, 2021
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William

A very tall guy that has a hella lot of acne and has a 7 millimeter bean stick.
Rose:ewwwww it’s a William.
by David Lawrence February 24, 2020
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William

To fail to respond.
To be contacted frequently and appear ignorant through lack of engagement.
I’ve text him so many times but heard nothing. He’s doing a William.
by BestSon November 11, 2018
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