Red Wilderness

Excessively itchy pubic hair. (Male or female.) Symptoms of red wilderness also may include red itchy skin around the pubic region.

(Hthhhhhhhh ahhh *scratches. “Boys I just trimmed, the red wilderness is hitting me hard.

by Malalalala Iamaguy November 28, 2019

Gene Wilder

An awesome actor who is most known for his role as Willy Wonka in the 1971 Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory film. Unlike what a certain other person defined him as, he did NOT play a "pseudo-pedophile" not sure where that idea came from, and he is NOT a tool, he is a LEGEND

"Do you like Gene Wilder's Willy Wonka better than Johnny Depps?"

"I'd say both are good!"

by Rhanhelding December 11, 2020

Full wilber

To aggressively have intercourse between two males, full of self hate.

To have an aggressive outburst; man child; childlike. Homosexual tantrum or outburst.

Full aggressive penetration between Catholic closeted homosexual males.

Alex went full wilber on his darling Aaron to show him who was king of their domain.

Alex was on patrol to go full wilber in the Castro tonight.

by Be himble August 23, 2021

Doentay Wilder

Doentay Wilder or Wilder for short is a term used to describe a Dosser. Dosser are boxers who claim to be professional boxer but have zero A game without any follow up B or C game.
A "Wilder" or Dosser is prone to making excuses for any education received in or around a boxing ring (a short term favourite haunt for a dosser). Recently a dosser received a severe schooling over 3 periods resulting in suspected brain damage where the dosser refuse to accept his humble opponents consolation and cemented his place as less than second best.

That dosser is an amateur boxer and has been schooled like Doentay Wilder.

by LostboyAli October 11, 2021

kirk weiler

a god among us. some have said that he possesses powers, some consider to be… unnatural. he can clear the sacred text of E-Mathinstruction in a single motion of his finger, and can stay so incredibly still it has seemed he has stopped time. this unexplainable phenomenon is known as The Pause. people have been known to get caught staring into his soul while he stares back at the mortal, never flinching in the slightest, while the weak human only becomes hypnotized. there is rare times when Kirk is seen to make a mistake while explaining his mathematical formulas, but it is only to make the human feel better about themselves. kirk is also known to be involved in many of the major crimes throughout his immortal lifespan, which is more valuable evidence to why he is drained of all emotions.

little is known about kirk’s home life, there is theories that he is an interdimensional shapeshifter, who travels the metaverse in search for more intelligent lifeforms than the ones on this planet Earth.

kirk weiler helped me with my math homework, and later that night i saw him appear in my dreams in all different forms. he was the trees, the grass, the flowers, everything. kirk was the world, and the world was kirk. greatest night of my life

by ChesterChicken December 9, 2021

Boykin Wilder

Tall pussy like giraffe that has broken every single bone in their body known to man. Also, has down syndrome with a vitamin d deficiency.

There is a new youtube series staring Boykin Wilder called Dude Imperfect.

by emojiphonie May 5, 2022

L R Wilder

A person who thinks they are invincible. Someone who can talk the talk but has to be forced into walking the walk and always has it blow up in their face afterwards. This person usually thinks they are well liked and popular amongst many different groups of people but the minute they leave or are not around everyone trashes them and their stupidity in thinking so highly of themselves.

This person is usually unemployed and going nowhere in life.

"Im glad I am getting where I am going in life and am not becoming an L R Wilder.

Girl: I am the shit.

Boy: nah ur just an L R Wilder

by dowagiacMI January 3, 2012