Winkle Grammar

Used to describe someone who can't seem to understand or correctly use grammar. Alternatively, this can be used as an insult to ones grammatical knowledge.

Texter 1: "their so annoying, im just going to leave those two to themselves"

Texter 2: "That's some Winkle Grammar right there"

by PetTheGodDamPeepo August 27, 2020

winklegreff

a small ammount of *dirt* in a proximity or facinity of a clean and sterile environment another phrase for this could be a tad of greff.

Ryan: you have some winklegreff on your T-Shirt want me to remove it from your clothing items?
Gabe: uh uh ah ah. Bannana!!! WINKLEFUDGE!
Bernie: Gis Some scratchies no winkle greff on it tho g
Mchann: im fat
leon: all girls are the same, ill eats winklegreff

Calum: I have winkle greff on my gold bars, javier(butler) come clean it this instance.
Joe cullan: my toe is full of winklegreff.
ellison: JaEdEn!!! Clean your winkLegreff

Ben: Look at all this winklegreff on my brown carpet

by Ben Harris (greff) March 20, 2022

Winklehawk

The unfortunate side-effect of a night of passion, wherein a man discovers his urethra partially sealed and consequently pees all over the shower curtain.

I've gotta go clean my bathroom. Woke up with a winklehawk and...well, you know the rest.

by DaveInOCNJ December 10, 2022

wrinkle tinkle

(Noun) A situation in which a senior citizen uses the restroom in a pizzaz-y way.

"I just took a fat wrinkle tinkle, Cheryl. I don't think the nurses will be able to clean this one up."

by ejiu34jeofdcnf43pwnrifv October 6, 2022

wrinkle brain

a very smart person

ohh you wrinkle brain!

by Exirvity September 3, 2023

Rest Wrinkle

n. The taper in a turd that occurs when one loses fecal focus during the act of defecation and the anus contracts slightly. usually caused by a distraction such as a knock on the door, a cough, etc. may also be caused by a defecation with such girth/mass that the defecater may need to take a rest.

ie: Half asleep, Roger opened the unlocked bathroom door causing Margaret to make a rest wrinkle.

by shuski December 16, 2009

Bum Winkle

frendly Slang for Anus.

Now then bum winkle, how ya doing

by Bobbymoore May 22, 2010