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Earth Wire

Somebody who is in an unenviable position, too pusillanimous to do anything that might improve it, yet envious of someone else in a similar bad position who has the courage to take some action. Named for these bold yellow and green stripes, Earth Wires choose instead to wallow in their own misery; pretending that suffering in silence is a noble act, and ignoring how much better everything could be for themself and others affected by the same problems.
"Bleedin' tube drivers, going on strike again! They probably get paid more than most of their passengers, and yet you don't hear me complaining about it!"
"What the hell? I'd sooner break bread with a scab than an earth wire!"

"Look at that Earth Wire, sweating his tits off while the boss has the heating on 26 degrees all day so she can swan around in her skimpy blouse and mini-skirt, and making me look bad for complaining about the heat!"
by brgderby November 26, 2021
mugGet the Earth Wiremug.

wired earbuds

John was frustrated because his wired earbuds keep getting tangled
by Aaaaron S December 30, 2021
mugGet the wired earbudsmug.

Dick Wires

The dangly joes that keep your testicles attached to your body.
Fuck! I can't stand up straight, I tangled my dick wires!
by cock dickley February 3, 2008
mugGet the Dick Wiresmug.

cross wired

Cross wired: The act of getting high and drunk at the same time
Bruh we pounded back 2 26ers of smirnoff ice then we smoked 4 bowls, we were cross wired as fuck!
mugGet the cross wiredmug.

Get wired

To have a party or to get drunk. Normally only sierras do this.
by Qwertyuahdg September 24, 2016
mugGet the Get wiredmug.

Wire Hanger

When you fuck a pregnant woman and your dick pulls her baby out prematurely.
"Wasn't Jennifer pregnant?"

"No, her boyfriend fucked her like a wire hanger."
by Big Dick Donatello February 27, 2018
mugGet the Wire Hangermug.

barb wire

Climbin' over barb wire clothes got torn
by blitz jean January 2, 2004
mugGet the barb wiremug.

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