Michigan Weather

Extremely unpredictable weather patterns here in Michigan. One day, it could be sunny and 90 degrees Fahrenheit, while the next day, 40 degrees Fahrenheit and thunderstorms.

This past Summer (July 2013 specifically), we had one week, Friday to Friday, where the lowest temp was 93 degrees F, very sunny and humid. The following week, the temps had cooled down to around 50-60 degrees F and cloudy. That's just one example of Michigan Weather.

by PickNopp October 7, 2013

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Weather Confused Whore

A weather confused whore is a person (preferably female or homosexual male) who wears weather mismatched clothing, which mostly consist of booty shorts.

A Weather Confused Whore wears ;

Uggs and booty shorts
Winter coat and booty shorts
Booty shorts in winter
Not wearing booty shorts in summer

by BooYouFuckinWhore May 12, 2011

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Facebook weatherman

When people post status's of the weather outside..

John: Its snowing hella hard outside!

Alex: No shit dumbass.. quit being a facebook weatherman

by ThisniggafromEK February 19, 2011

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Slut Weather

Anytime the weather is warm enough for a female to dress like a complete slut. Wearing things such as tanktops, bikini tops, booty shorts, cut- off jean shorts, mini skirts, and flip flops.... Just about anything that shows a good portion of legs, asscheeks, and cleavage. Summer time is also commonly known as " Slut Season " ( see Slut Season.)

" Well, it's 87 degrees outside today... Perfect SLUT WEATHER for the ladies. " " I truly hope to see some really nice asses at the park today... It's 90 degrees, and the SLUT WEATHER is impeccable. "

by Mr. HardTymez August 9, 2012

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