The Real JCI Welcome

The Johnny Conny Ionny welcome is an action where you just wave at a person and say hi. That's it

Person 1: Someone just did The Real JCI Welcome at me. How very polite!
Person 2: Are you implying there's another fake JCI welcome?
Person 1: Don't look it up.

by Random Guy JCI March 8, 2022

hi welcome to chili’s

Hi WeLcOmE tO cHiLi’S

Have you saw the meme “Hi welcome to chili’s”?

by Loverosemary22 March 8, 2018

Welcome Mat

A stereotypical African American.

Ex.1 Even though the judge has sent him to jaill 5 times, that welcome mat wont pay his child support.

Ex.2 Don't drive in that neighborhood, likley to be shot by a welcome mat.

Ex.3 Hey welcome mat.

by Taquecop May 4, 2008

welcome to hell bitch

A way to greet someone into your surroundings. To indirectly say fuck you all.

(Said very loud with your gut)

Welcome to hell bitch!

by Joe808 September 16, 2007

Not welcome in the red states

To be gay / lesbian.

Did you hear? Susans no longer welcome in the red states!

by dkie May 8, 2005

welcome to big school

A useful phrase to explain to someone that sometimes life is not fair

"I'm afraid that's how it works here Dave, if you want want to ride shotgun then you'll have to be space docked by Big Vern. Welcome to big school.

by poppa_f August 23, 2006

Albuquerque Welcome Wagon

The quaint, local, daily ritual of a person, family or rock band whose vehicle is burglarized by local meth-heads while parked in an Albuquerque motel parking lot near Interstates 25 or 40, the fact of which ends up in the news and any Google search for the word "Albuquerque."

Timmy: How was your gig in Phoenix?
Billy: Great until the fuckin' Albuquerque Welcome Wagon stole all our guitars on the drive back home!
Timmy: Fuckin' Motel 6!
Billy: Yah, and fuckin' Albuquerque!

by Air Base Hooker August 1, 2019