by khuli45 September 3, 2019

The instance where a person gets an erection figuratively or literally over an unusual circumstance or over a fictional character
The other day when I watched Return of the Jedi, Slave Leia gave me a weird boner. -or- That prime rib I ate was so delicious, it gave me a weird boner.
by Wade Poole July 23, 2018

Similar to weird workie, weird lie describes when someone lies about something that is, well, weird or unnecessary to lie about.
Boy 1: Yeah, he told me he can't hang today because he had to stay after for English.
Boy 2: What a weird lie.. he's staying after for chem.
Boy 2: What a weird lie.. he's staying after for chem.
by askldnasdlkas June 17, 2010

by Nick February 21, 2004

A situation that arises in which there is no immediate explanation or solution. Most likely a one time incident and will never happen again, no matter how hard you try. Makes computer techs crazy.
by vengstro June 22, 2006

It starts that a clown kills a mime, then a mime kills a clown
and soon enough a war starts. mimes throwing invisible grenades to kill clowns and clowns drowning mimes with their little water flower trick things. Soon enough i'm in an army squad sent to settle the matter, and i start cuttin them down with guns,grenades and weirdly... chunks of pure black icecream.
enjoy :D
and soon enough a war starts. mimes throwing invisible grenades to kill clowns and clowns drowning mimes with their little water flower trick things. Soon enough i'm in an army squad sent to settle the matter, and i start cuttin them down with guns,grenades and weirdly... chunks of pure black icecream.
enjoy :D
by Green February 15, 2005

when your shit comes out of your asshole looking like a retarded hello kitty that got ran over by a semi truck
by f*** me jerry October 5, 2017
