Wedaeli

to jizz in your pants

Fuck me mate, I just had a wedaeli

by samaba September 22, 2010

devon wedge

A screwed up piece of toilet paper placed between the buttocks as a safety net after a heavy night on the cider

'old up moi lover, Oi need to change moi Devon wedge. That Scrumpy is coming through me loike a flock of starlings!

by Tony-bob January 22, 2014

Wine Weed Wednesday

A weekly holiday, held on Wednesday, where participants convene at someones home and drink wine, smoke weed and surround themselves with good conversation. Guests are encouraged to bring a bottle of wine to share. Founded in San Francisco circa 2009.

"Hey are you going to Wine Weed Wednesday tonight?" - A

"It's Tuesday." - B

"Shit." - A

by SF Don August 18, 2009

White shirt wednesday

The swaggest day of the week, when all the classy folks keep it simple.

Bro, she's so fine, she observes White shirt wednesday

by velociraptorswagg January 12, 2012

wedding

Typically, a $20,000-$50,000 party intended to represent a heterosexual couple's devotion to one another (see marriage). Such a party usually involves a year or more of planning and lasts only a single day.

You're going to stay married damnit, cause we didn't pay $40,000 on your wedding for nothing. -- A mother to her daughter 5 years after marriage.

by some man January 11, 2007

Weddelling

To consume any kind of alcoholic beverage before 12 PM and continuing through out the day untill you either pass out or throw up (SPT)

Its 1130 AM, time for me and my boys to start Weddelling

by SPT (Self Proclaimed Tank) August 28, 2010

Wedding Reader

Complete zero who couldn’t make the wedding party cut; pitiful but liiterate attention seeker unable to cope with the anonymity associated with attending a celebration not focused on them.

The wedding reader is photobombing again! Tazer armed!

by TheMissingClown May 11, 2018