schizophrenic weather

When weather dramatically changes instantly for a brief period or a long duration within the same day.

We have schizophrenic weather, It was sunny in the morning, but thunderstorms in the afternoon.

by MC not so Hammer August 23, 2011

How's The Weather?

A phrase used by teenage girls to secretly inform each other that their tops are too low.

girl 1 : Hey Claire, How's the weather?

girl 2 : crap, its fine now i think

Dean : nice

by Vinny ;D January 16, 2010

Weather Slut

One who irresponsibly sleeps with another due to impending natural disasters.

You slept with Jon during Hurricane Irene? When did you become such a weather slut?

by Chinese Jade September 7, 2011

fair weather

a fake friend.
who will be a best friends, but be careful, because they will backstab you quicker than lightning.

mary elizabeth harpel is a fucking fair weather.

by victom1 April 2, 2009

Jaida Weathers

A big piece of shit. Ruins everyone's opinions and loses friends. Hates their ex best friend and wants to die. But thats ok. Because they hate everything else anyways.

Person 1: have you heard of the piece of shit Jaida Weathers?
Person 2: yeah! I hate them sm.
Person 1: me too!

by Duck <3 July 9, 2021

weather gasm

An orgasm brought on by the excitement of great/perfect weather conditions.

Have you been outside today? The weather is so amazing that I had a weather gasm!

by Tatertog16 October 31, 2015

weather pledge

when you are a pledge in a fraternity who must give daily weather reports to the brothers.

its 8am where thee fuck is my report weather pledge!

by pledgeboy October 10, 2022