Wattpad Moment

A romantic moment that is perfect or dreamy.

Kissing in the canoe under the starlight was kind of a Wattpad Moment.

by TheCrispyCrafter November 24, 2021

Wattpad

A beautiful place of smut, romance, comedy and many more! And everyone uses it so expect to see some fucked up shit

What’s wattpad?

A place you shouldn’t go unless you wanna loose your innocence…

by anonymous April 6, 2022

high-wattage

adj. (figuratively about people) heavy-weight, powerful, reach, high-profile

The lawyer prefers to remain in the shadows of his high-wattage clients: Sir Paul, the late artists, Willem de Kooning and Francis Bacon.

by aractanca March 22, 2007

White Wetty

a bubble of discharge that occurs at unconvenient times

"ah im so excited to go to karen's party!"
"yeah me too its gunn-oh god.."
"whats wrong?"
"i think i just got my period, let me check..oh no, were good it was just a white wetty"

by gynah October 19, 2008

thirty watt bulb

Someone kind of dull, dim, unimpressive, slightly south of mediocre

You know, Joe is kind of a thirty watt bulb, barely got into community college, flunked out after 1 semester as a part time student, now barely keeps his job at the 7 Eleven.

Girl: Uh..... I'm way out of your league. Me: Yale grad, doctor. You: thirty watt bulb.

by zadok the beast April 10, 2009

Twitter witty

(adj) amusing or humorous updates delivered only after hours of thinking about it, typing and retyping, and finally posting.

Her followers think she's hilarious, but her real life friends know she's just Twitter witty.

by The bumblebee_otch May 17, 2011

Josh Watts

An 18 year old Footy Legend from Jerrabomberra, NSW Australia. He is known for being a gay cunt who didn't vote for Gladys Berejiklian. He is not allowed near any schools or playgrounds as he is known for having questionable relationships with minors. He is not a well respected man as he once pumped 11 yes! 11 fucking Jigalitres of period blood out of his grandmother.

I rape niggers like I'm Josh Watts.

I was sweating more than Josh Watts in a nursery.

by BigDickBrianBitches March 24, 2019