Whale watcher

Stupid lying son of bitch fucking shit head. his eye is brown.

He dont know shit about any funking things.

by Whale watcher September 4, 2003

fudge watcher

Watching your roomate hook up with a chick/dude while eating a fudgy treat. For example, a brownie sundae from Friendly's or another ice cream distributer.

Yo did you see Tom last night?
No, why?
He was being such a fucking fudge watcher.

by shanikalex vern October 1, 2010

Who watches the watchmen

Something you get a group of people to chant when you feel a law enforcement officer is abusing their power.

ow why are you hurting me officer I’m innocent.

Hey guys look police brutality!
WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN WHO WATCHES THE WATCHMEN!!!

by Bigpeepeejohn May 22, 2018

Bird Watcher

Guy(s) who just wants to see and some birds (women).
A guy who takes the bird to their “sanctuary” and rehabilitates them the next morning.

Yo, at the party last night I was being such a bird watcher and there were some bad birds. And after a few bird seed that shit was so free...

by Sarasota X Marathon June 18, 2020

log watcher

n. One who obsessively watches their logs; one who enjoys the power of seeing what other people are doing at their sites.

The downfall of Rome might have been prevented by careful attention to logs!

by The Grammar Nazi January 13, 2002

Screen Watcher

A person who while participating in a split screen game, looks at his opponents screen to gain unfiar advantage. This is considered an extremelty "gay" tactic by seasoned players. When discovered, screen watchers should be promply shot in the head.

Hey Kaity, if you don't stop being a screen watcher, I'll pop a cap in yo ass.

by Dylo to Black Bear August 4, 2011

Watcher

The Watcher of the Teambang group is the weirdest, creepiest, oldest, dirtiest, smelliest, ugliest, and grossest member who usually sits in the corner masturbating to the human clump before him while simultaneously spewing shit, vomit, piss, and snot in every direction with the occasional blood splatter.

Arav, our group Watcher, came up behind me while I was Spoon Licking and threw up all over my back.

by Daddy Destroyer June 20, 2019