Waffle House Index

A scale on how bad a disaster is by the menus of the restaurant chain Waffle House.

GREEN: Waffle House full menu (No disaster)
YELLOW: Waffle House limited menu (Minimal disaster)
RED: Waffle House is closed (Extreme disaster)
UH OH: Waffle House is gone (We’re all gonna fucking die)

Person 1: “I checked The Waffle House Index, but the Waffle House was destroyed!”
Person 2: “We’re all gonna fucking die, Johnathan”

by FitnessGram™ Pacer Test January 3, 2022

Mong-wafer

Someone so thick that you pity them, although still repeatedly take the piss out of them.

Aaron is a complete and utter mong-wafer.

by ImNotNeo March 7, 2007

jesus wafer

The thin, brittle slice of "bread" that passes for the body of Christ during communion. It is, of course, washed down with a swig of Jesus juice.

Gregg: Why are you awake now? You were hammered last night.
Doug: Dude, I'm getting dragged to church.
Gregg: Oh, lame.
Doug: It's cool. I can space out until they serve the jesus wafers. They always help my hangover.

by Doug E Fresh Barcelona November 22, 2009

moon waffle

Homer Simpson patented space age out of this world creation: Waffle made of a bag of caramel squares, batter, and liquid smoke, wrapped around a stick of butter.

Homer Simpson described the moon waffle as "fattening".

by Edgar Allen Snail September 3, 2013

Pinkie Wafer

A male that flips over to homosexual tendencies when all other avenues are not available.

That guy was chatting up that girl, now hes all over that bloke. He must be a pinkie Wafer!

by dekkamsn July 20, 2016

Meaty Waffle

A sex position that is basically doggystyle, however the woman is in the back and the man's penis is curved between his legs into the woman's vagina.

So Brad and I tried the Meaty Waffle last night. It was amazing! Brad is a little sore, though.

by TacoRising February 14, 2017

Cock waffle

The way you call someone who is such a fucking whore who gets krabbs

Jacob bagget is a fucking cock waffle.

by That waffle June 5, 2018