woofalaggin

1. The pathetic condition of a worn out subwoofer in a vehicle or home theater system.

2. A subwoofer that has long needed to be replaced because of abuse and distorted low end.

1. "Dude, your woofalaggin. I mean you got no lows, no thud, and it sounds lame."

2. "What a weak sub. Your woofalaggin so bad, I can't even hear the bass much less feel it."

by Cratone March 20, 2008

woofer poofer

An empty toilet paper tube/roll, stuffed with your preferred choice of dryer sheets, that you blow smoke into to mask the smell.

"Make sure you use the woofer poofer dude, so mom can't smell you smoking weed."

by Becholas September 16, 2017

Wooft

What you say when you have no other words to describe the situation

A: I'm going to die in five minutes
B: Wooft

by FlyingMeat June 4, 2018

Wooffis

If you have met this man you are the luckiest soul on the planet

Tom:yo dude im the luckiest man alive
Bobby:Why?
Tom:because i met wooffis

by Boymanperson October 25, 2019

Woofied

When your woo-woo significant other influences your decision making. This can impact your diet (smoothies instead of burgers), your business decisions (impact investing instead of VCs), your purchasing habits (Tesla instead of Porsche), and your general well-being (you meditate now.)

Corporate Employee 1: hey did you see that meditation Mondays are now mandatory here?

Corporate Employee 2: yea, the CEO got woofied by his yogi second wife. The vending machine only has green juice and vegan snacks now, too.

by rachelgreenfromfriends August 22, 2022

woofa

the n word for furries

- extra offense with the hard r

damn u going feral? nah u a woofa.

by woofaunite August 23, 2019

Woofoo

to thoroughly rub a tummy. the word orgintates from canada

Tina: bob sure gave me a good woofoo
or
Jill: i got woofoed good the other day

by Garrett Ward January 7, 2005