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Wise old anteater

"I accidentally walked in on my room mate in the shower and saw his wise old anteater flop around while he yelled at me to GTFO.
by AccidentalB December 3, 2011
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Wise-Parker Rule of Three

A misperception of the amount of time passed in someone else's company. Typically, the time dilation is by a factor of 3, however, it may be less with less intense feelings.
Guy: WHAT its already 3 oclock? We've been been together for three hours already?? Its only felt like one.
Girl: Wow, we are awesome. We just validated the Wise-Parker Rule of Three!
by Muchacho 1 June 20, 2011
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Zero-Wise

When someone realizes that the number of zeros in their bank account can’t secure them a ticket to heaven (even if they donate their wealth or part of it to others as a proof of their generosity), who will leave this side of eternity with a big fat zero at their last heartbeat.
Billionaire Xeno was praised for being zero-wise when he decided to leave his inheritance to no fewer than ten charities—his life philosophy is that he came with nothing and will leave with nothing.
by Numerati January 14, 2024
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meaning-wise

In terms of meaning. For example, if they ask you a question about a word, you can answer it back in description of it's meaning.
"Meaning-wise, there are two ways you could understand this parable."
by SympatheticCentennial January 30, 2024
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Wise

Wise is not just a name but is a form of how a human can think, see things, and see the world. Listening to music is their therapy, a interest in fashion or just everything and knowing of much of anything in the every day world.

Everyone can be anything just put your mind to it
You are a revolution, a era, your a Wise.
by Slatober November 22, 2023
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Wise guy hump

Someone who is an obsessive fanboy over the mob whether that be over the lives they lives or just mob movies
by Chemisfff May 10, 2023
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chocolate wise

When you eat a reasonable amount of chocolate at Easter, eating too much would be unwise.
"Are you going to be chocolate wise this Easter?"
by Chocolatewise December 10, 2022
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