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Impact Wrestling

A professional wrestling promotion that started in 2002 as "NWA: Total Nonstop Action" and later dropped the NWA part. The company always was, and always will be, a poor man's replacement for World Championship Wrestling, a legendary wrestling promotion purchased by WWE in 2001 that got its beginnings as the regional Jim Crockett Promotions.
Man, Impact Wrestling sucks! They try so hard to be the next WCW, but they'll never reach that level!
by John2019 November 4, 2019
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Mexican Wrestling Mask

A sexual act where a person, who is fully reclined on a Lazy Boy or some other form of reclining chair, has their forehead, nose and eyes covered by a fully stretched nut sack similar to how a Mexican Wrestling Mask is worn.
I gave my wife a Mexican Wrestling Mask last night and she was pissed!
by FavreisGOD March 27, 2008
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cock wrestling

The act of wrestling another male with one's genitalia. Generally, the larger the penis, the more leverage one gains over the opponent, enabling a swift victory.
Dude, we had the best cock wrestling tournament ever yesterday. Johnny totally destroyed us all with his 17 incher.
by MaulPerton August 23, 2008
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Throw Wrestling

An American form of wrestling used as excercise, sport and self-defense. Also called Stand-Up Wrestling or Balance Wrestling. There are NO ground techniques in this style (although most masters are ALSO masters of Submission Wrestling).

Usually practiced outside on a nice, thick, green, cut and raked lawn.

OBJECT: Throw the other person to the ground with you not touching the ground at all except for your feet. Every time one person touches the ground with anything other than their feet, the other person gets a point. There are three rounds. Even if one person wins both of the first two rounds, there is still a third round for statistical purposes. Both sport and self-defense training require three round matches.
American Throw Wrestling is very similar to the Japanese Aikido except that most Aikido practicioners only do co-operative training rather than competitive sparring.

Throw wrestling is all about competition.

An Aikido master might THINK he can defend himself, but a Throw Wrestling master KNOWS he can!
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Wrestling Soup

Gay orgy in which grown men are naked and huddled around a wrestling buddy (a plush toy with the likeness of Ultimate Warrior and Hulk Hogan from the WWE). The occupants then proceed to vigorously beat off the man to their left to the point of ejaculation, while aiming for the face of said "wrestling buddy". The last ejaculator then scrapes and "rings out" the contents of said "plush toy" into the mouth of the last "masterbator". Once the masterbator is finished devouring the contents, he is then expected to show common courtesy and buy the other recipients a vanilla soft serve from the local Golden Corral.
I cant believe that Wrestling Soup. It took 40 minutes to get Anon to spunk all over that Warrior buddy.
by Golden Corral November 7, 2010
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mud-wrestling

a pool of mud in which two beutiful women wrestle each other
i'm of to the mud-wrestling contest
by Daniel October 15, 2002
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