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smoke weed to get a mind altering experience and the consequences will be bleek. where ever weed came from; the good lord made sure it wasn't a mistake, no one really smokes weed, IT SMOKES YOU, and you know what feels good when you brush your teeth? your weed. so just eat it.
by doggod March 4, 2008
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Weed is a name for unwanted and nasty looking plants growing on your lawn, ruining it.
I'm gonna go mow the lawn, that weed is everywhere.
by stargayzer May 13, 2005
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God's beautiful creation. Makes any stressed out, uptight person feel awwwsome! Pretty much the dankest thing on Earth.
Mannn: Hey mann, let's go smoke some weed..

Dude: Weed? No, mannn. Let's go drop some acid and snort a line of coke!

Mannn: I don't do drugs man.
by bahaha. rk June 22, 2009
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marajuana. A friend from Taiwan had trouble with plural/singular of the word. Realistically, he is right. You walk through "weeds" not "weed" so plural seems proper.
Let's smoke some weeds.
by simmagus August 31, 2006
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Something people in Denver claim to smoke but we all know its just vape.
Matt: "I smoke weed all the time in college"
Everyone else: hahahahahahaha good one matt. Good one
by Words Of Jazz Wisdom November 9, 2016
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A plant that makes you happy
Man I really want weed
by Carlos the train December 18, 2016
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It is a plant that makes you high or out of it when you smoke it
Man:want some weed my nigga

Other man: fo Shure my nigga
by ImNotGayFuckingBitch July 3, 2019
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