weed

many wonderful things from above.

smoke weed to get a mind altering experience and the consequences will be bleek. where ever weed came from; the good lord made sure it wasn't a mistake, no one really smokes weed, IT SMOKES YOU, and you know what feels good when you brush your teeth? your weed. so just eat it.

by doggod March 4, 2008

weed

Weed is a name for unwanted and nasty looking plants growing on your lawn, ruining it.

I'm gonna go mow the lawn, that weed is everywhere.

by stargayzer May 13, 2005

Weed

God's beautiful creation. Makes any stressed out, uptight person feel awwwsome! Pretty much the dankest thing on Earth.

Mannn: Hey mann, let's go smoke some weed..

Dude: Weed? No, mannn. Let's go drop some acid and snort a line of coke!

Mannn: I don't do drugs man.

by bahaha. rk June 22, 2009

weeds

marajuana. A friend from Taiwan had trouble with plural/singular of the word. Realistically, he is right. You walk through "weeds" not "weed" so plural seems proper.

Let's smoke some weeds.

by simmagus August 31, 2006

weed

weed is the best thiing that could ever happen to homo sapiens. after you smoke it your balls get tingly as fuck.

kyle: wanna go smoke weed?

chad: yea i love it when my balls tingle

by tajin October 12, 2021

weed

The great herb that you can snort, smoke, inject, and shove in your butt to get that high.

Yo Dylan, want to go and snort that dank weed?

by moanforpapi2000 August 28, 2016

Weed

It is a plant that makes you high or out of it when you smoke it

Man:want some weed my nigga

Other man: fo Shure my nigga

by ImNotGayFuckingBitch July 3, 2019