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young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probably wasting your time is another meaning of your fucked while your leaving most of your not needed but meaningful life span behind.
"young humanoid subjects learning life and humanity right now as we are reading this very for no long reason text that is probbly wasting your time" the author told the readers while they where regretting there life choices
by UwuDirtyPotato November 23, 2020
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george washington

*Born of relatively average status, but married up (as his Father had done)
*Was very concerned with obtaining status/prestige
*Led a Virginia militia in the French and Indian War (mainly in hopes of receiving a commission in the British Army)
*General of the Continental Army in the American Revolutionary War
*1st president, served two four year terms
*Was addressed as "His Excellency"
*Iconic figure, considered by men like Jefferson, Adams, Franklin to be the most important Founding Father
*Was highly revered by contemporaries, and this exalted status helped maintain the United States in its first chaotic years of government.
*Was more of a Federalist (central government authority, national bank, standing army) than a Jeffersonian Republican (revolutionary vision of country, agrarian republic, states' rights)
*Wasn't scared of bullets
*Had smallpox at age 19
*His actions in preventing the spread of smallpox in the Continental Army are considered by historians to be his greatest military achievement (as disease was rampant, controlled inoculations saved thousands of men)
*6'2''
*Very athletic
*Usually seen with his black friend, both having superb mastery of riding horses.
*Based on cultural attitudes, if present day Americans actually read some of his letters, they would consider him to be something of a Nancy Fancypants
"That in the parlor must, I should think, stand as it does; not so much on account of the wainscotting, which I think must be altered (on account of the door leading into the new building), as on account of the chimney piece and the manner of its fronting into the room...In short, I would have the whole executed in a masterly manner."

--George Washington, letter to Mt. Vernon, Sept. 30, 1776 (a few days before the British landing at Throg's Neck in NY)
by Rumbleminz November 26, 2006
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Fluid Washing machine

A "Fluid WashingMachine" is when you shit in someone's mouth, the person then throws it up and eats it again, then you add more body fluids to make it more sexual. ...gave... A fluid washingmachine
by coolkix June 6, 2016
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washington heights

Where all my Dominicans be at
Yo let's catch the 36 to Da Heights.
by Cindy December 12, 2003
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Washington Park High School

Piece of shit school, where niggas stand in the middle of the hall and dont do shit. Hall monitors pretend to do their jobs, but really they contribute to the massive drug problem plaguing the school. Whores are plentiful and if you need some weed, just ask any of the randoms in the hall. There is shooting probably every other day and the graduation rate is 4%. If your looking for a baby, just ask some of the gangster hoes for one of theirs. Athletics are amazing, but whole teams end up in jail by the end of the season.
Kid from South Milwaukee HS: "Hey! Where do you go to school?"

Park Student: " Washington Park High School BITCH"

Kid from South Milwaukee HS: "oh shit.....( dials 911) "

Park Student: *bang* *bang*
by Shmani Cooter May 29, 2008
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Washington Heights

Home of 90 % of all da Dominicans dat in in NYC aka Lil' DR aka da Home Of Da Haze
Oye fam Im goin 2 my ppls on Washington Heights
by Don Alex October 31, 2004
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Japanese Pressure Washing

After having a hefty poo (normally in someone else's toilet), standing up and turning round to inspect the damage but noticing you've left a rather nasty looking skidmark on the bowl. To irradicate the skidmark you forcefully urinate on it, eroding it into nothingness. A second flush is always necessary in order to remove any fragments.
Sylvain was distraught when he inspected the dump he'd just done in his girlfriend, Julia's toilet - there were more skidmarks than on an Indy 500 circuit! Fortunately Sylvain was a crafty chap and realised that a decent spot of Japanese Pressure Washing would remove all the carnage.
by Gloria Specker November 5, 2010
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