Watering the Pumpkins

To urinate on a woman's large breasts.

I caught him in the shower with a stripper... He was watering the pumpkins.

by CozyMolar August 9, 2013

Mandering

Advertising and messaging designed to pander to fragile male egos.

You see that new ad on TV? It's like, "Is ordinary toilet paper not cutting it? Try Ass Scraps Shit Shingles!! Designed to take the punishment that a real man's anus delivers on the daily. This ain't the lavender-scented butt paper your grandma buys!! Now with smokey bacon flavor!" Total mandering.

by 500Dogs June 19, 2018

Watering The Plants

Usually used as an excuse when somebody wants something done.

Jackass: wanna come over later?
You: ............Watering the plants
Jackass: alrighty.

by James K. Bitch September 29, 2008

Watering the plant

This is a phrase which is specially used to seduce someone from the perspective of sex

For example :-

"She was watering the plant a lot but I didn't respond to control my amorous feeling" peter said

by Ubed khan April 21, 2019

Pandering

When a nigga on some new shit, pandering.

I'm on some new shit dawg, straight pandering.

by Real_Nigga_Trappin March 16, 2019

Watering Hole

A gay sex term. When the sex partner licks the other partner's asshole. Also known as "Ass Eating".

Male 1: "I'm gonna take a drink from your Watering Hole."
Male 2: " Oh yes! Fuck yeah! Eat my ass! Ohhhhhhhhhh!!!"

by Crop Dusting June 27, 2014

Watering Hole

The act of cumming/pissing in a girls plugged pussy, then drinking it out/forcing someone else to drink it.

Best performed in a gang bang or sexual interaction engaging many people.

Ohh dude, last night we made Alex drink all of Amy's watering hole.

by Optizzle. March 8, 2017