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Slit vertically

An insult online, usually used on twitter. Refers to somebody cutting themselves vertically. It has been described to hurt more and be more dangerous than cutting horizontally.
A: "I dislike this kpop idol."
B: "Slit vertically."
by baby_doll(owo) December 27, 2023
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vertically challenged

friend 1: omg look at that person over there!
friend 2: haha! talk about being vertically challenged!
by cherrychambers06 December 27, 2021
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Vertical Smile

I remember when I heard a kid in the neighbor call the local perv a vertical smile, years later the bastard was filming shit-stabber porn.
by illinoishorrorman January 19, 2018
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no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me is a saying that is usually uttered when someone or something is incredibly attractive, hot, or sexy.
no lube, no protection, all night all day, from the kitchen floor to the toilet seat, from the dining table to the church, from the front porch to the balcony, vertically, horizontally, quadratic, he can top me. - Twitter User
by TheTellerofTheTellings March 21, 2024
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vertical week off

A vertical week off is a block of five to seven days of vacation occurring every seven days in a consecutive series of weeks, rather than the five to seven days occurring consecutively in the same week, or a horizontal week. The distinction is evident from the direction taken by selecting, with pencil, pen or mouse, the days of choice from a spreadsheet or paper calendar.
Trying to avoid having work pile up if new cases were ignored for nine consecutive days, the clerk took one extra day off for five weeks by selecting each Thursday from the vertical column of the calendar app.
Clerk said: “It’s a Vertical Week Off so the in-box won’t get full.”

I said: “I hope you aren’t planning to rent a vacation retreat with that vertical week schedule. Maybe you could just take the work with you.”
by Muttageek July 14, 2020
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Vertical Fur Burger

n. A woman's minge.

Also known as a vag, fanny, quim, gash, flange, gwatch, twat, cunt, bearded tuna, panty hamster, wizard's sleeve, badly filled kebab.
Clive couldn't hold back any longer. He pinned Janice down in the heat of passion and proceeded to dine out on vertical fur burger.
by HadeK September 17, 2013
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