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JLiv’s Vision

JLiv’s vision is to bring light to the blind, hope to the hopeless, and confidence to the meek.
“In dire conditions, tune out the millions of villains and witness the billions of signals of hope.” - JLiv’s Vision
by Stanclub May 24, 2019
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Chuckle Vision

Named after a popular English t.v. show in the 90's. This is a reference to how drunk someone is.

Chuckle = Funny = Strange = Blurry Vision.

Chuckle Vision
Man - I think I need to sit down. I've got mega chuckle vision!
by Cornelius Court May 8, 2011
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Pearl Vision

When you bust a nut in your girl's eyes and she is temporarily given 20/20 vision.
Bro, I gave my girlfriend pearl vision and she saw my micropenis!
by Shack Daddy September 5, 2023
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Double Vision

Feeling down n' dirty, feeling kinda mean
I've been from one to another extreme
This time I had a good time, ain't got time to wait
I want to stick around till I can't see straight

Fill my eyes with that double vision, no disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision gets the best of me
Never do more than I really need
My mind is racing, but my body's in the lead
Tonight's the night, I'm gonna push it to the limit
I live all of my years in a single minute

Fill my eyes with that double vision, no disguise for that double vision
Ooh, when it gets through to me, it's always new to me
My double vision always seems to get the best of me, the best of me, yeah

Ooh, double vision, I need my double vision
It takes me out of my head, takin' me out of my head
I get my double vision, oh, seeing double double
Oh, I have double vision, (oh double vision) yeah
Oh I'm getting double vision
by Death Menace September 9, 2023
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gamer vision

A trance like state where the person may experience blurred vision but an improvement in overall skill at a task at hand.
Jack had experienced gamer vision while playing his favorite game
by ElChie January 13, 2018
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Emo-Vision

A photograph taken from a downward angle, usually taken by the subject of said photograph. Two or more people can be featured, but most are generally singular shots.
I was getting so sick of visiting Jack's web page. Every single one of his photos was in Emo-Vision! You'd think he'd get someone ELSE to take his pictures FOR him!
by FlesruoykcufoG August 10, 2009
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Nigger Vision

Nigger Vision is almost like an x-ray scan but for black people, what it does is it can see valuables through walls in houses and calculate profit margins and risk for a burglary.
Black Person 1: Hold on homie, before we break in let me just checek my Nigger Vision!
Black Person 2: Good idea homie!
Black Person 2: They got jewerly in the bedroom drawer, like $2000 worth! Let's go through the back door
by Froddy June 18, 2019
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