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Vladimir Putin

A Vladimir Putin is when your Russian brothel maid disrespects you while riding your sweet ass trike and you hand her a well deserves Russian beat down with a swift fore hand.
Bro: Hey that foreign chick Anastasia was a real bitch last night.
Homie: Yeah I had to give her the Vladimir Putin on the way home.
by C_Cask June 23, 2014
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Vladimir Putin

The best leader to ever exist. No one can out beat him
Vladimir Putin is definitely not forcing me to write this
by Definitely not a Russian agent October 21, 2020
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Vladimir Putin

A Russian scientist who discovered the ability to clone himself, as a result of which he can run for "president" unlimited times
p1:have you seen Vladimir Putin C-137 he said he will resign

p2: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA
by mcbabuka January 18, 2021
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vagimize

an act similar to sodomy but without the crap, only performable on posessors of a vigina. Position and intent however remain the same. Also sometimes refered to as a "grudge fuck".
When your woman won't get out of bed and thinks that lying on her stomach is a safe position. Threatening to sodomize her won't work because you just "can't go there" instead you threaten to "vagimize" her, to get her moving.
by Elmonster March 20, 2010
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vladimir

A star who plays psychopathic liar who is a in a hardcore gay film, "Vladimir Jerkanoff".
My friend knickinoff is a faygeleh, but he comes no where near vladimir.
by Mr. Illuminasty July 19, 2010
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Vladimir the impaler

Consisting of or referring to sexual intercourse with a bad goth b. The permission to be doused in venom (“also known as drip n drip clear”). The punishment by a punk star also known as being a being a fish out of water. The creation of this unfolded in the music video and soundtrack by Folmzz in his mysteriously led single “vladimir the impaler” produced by SoundCloud rapper cbreezy.
suck that pussy till it drip n drip clear, suck that pushy till it fuckin disappear.

Ooh okay!!! I just fucked a bitch and she told me that she came twice, bitch I feel like vlad I be the best that she had. I love vladimir the impaler he should impale me next.
by Cbreezyyyy September 12, 2018
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vadish

This name people are mostly attracted by girls and are most famous among them . This name person can also be famous in the world . Pheww this person is also good in sex
vadish is soo sexy
by Tasino January 12, 2022
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