two at a urinal

when two men are trying to get with the same girl, so much so that they flirt and hit on her at the same time simultaneously.
Did you see Francisco and Fred hanging over Megan? It looked like two roaches fighting over a piece of bread. Yeah, man, that was definitely two at a urinal.
by BKAJSQNS February 16, 2011
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urin rage

The kind of rage experienced when someone throws a bucket of urine on you.
I went into a urin rage after somebody threw a bucket of urine over me from a balcony in Templiner Straße.
by B. Rlin May 18, 2011
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urinal waffle

When one places their dookie in a urinal and stomps it into the urinal cake using their foot in order to make said dookie resemble that of a waffle.
Meanwhile at their local Denny’s, Tobey and Alfred were in the bathroom prepping urinal waffles to accompany their breakfast potatoes
by Doggledoo December 04, 2020
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dirty urinal

When a man puts a sponge into his partners mouth, then proceeds to piss on it.
John gave his girl the dirty urinal last night, it was wicked!
by McLovin04 March 02, 2023
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Urinal Colonel

A man who starts urinating in the middle urinals instead of spacing out in a men’s bathroom.
There were 3 urinals in the bathroom and this damn Urinal Colonel was using middle one.
by THE GILDED LADY June 15, 2018
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young urination

some random two words my dumb friend julia made up at dnd club
blah blah blah young urination
by i am bumb March 04, 2022
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Urinal Turtle

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1.(noun) When someone takes a dump in a urinal {original definition}.
2.(noun) An unusually small turtle that swims through the sewer and out of the urinal {additional}.
3.(verb) To shove an acquaintance's face into the urinal cake {additional}
1. I had to take a leak so badly but when I got in there I saw someone had dropped a urinal turtle.
2. My grandpa freaked out when he discovered a urinal turtle whilst relieving himself.
3. I lost a friend today when I urinal turtled him right before his big performance in front of the crowd.
by walkerslaw69696969 November 28, 2017
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